From Grace Franklin
What do you call a small mother?
Why are Frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells!
What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
What happens if you boil a funny bone?
You get a laughing stock.
What’s the first bet that most people make in their lives?
What’s a foot long and sippery?
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you’ll rise and shine.